Joke of the Week
Joke of the Week 2/17
This joke courtesy of Kathy Wollam of TC:
A good old boy from Alabama won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife says, “What you gonna do with that. There ain’t no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here.”
He says, “I won it and I’m a-gonna keep it.”
His brother came to visit several days later, sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, pointing to the field behind the house, “He’s out there in his bass boat.”
The brother heads out and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand. He yells out to him, “What are you doin!?”
His brother replies, “I’m fishin, what does it look like I’m a doin’?”
His brother yells, “It’s people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin’ everybody think we’re stupid. If I could swim, I’d come out there and whip your a**!”
