Keep listening for Little Anthony and the Imperials songs. When you hear one, caller 5 on the studio line wins tickets to the show, Sept. 11th at The Odawa Casino in Petoskey.

A woman discovered her dog(a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the Vet.

The Vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The Vet told the woman, if she wanted to keep the problem from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

She went to the store and bought some "Nair". At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The woman said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use lotion for a couple of days."

She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bike for about a week."

Thanks to Mike Gardner for submitting this joke of the week. Mike G receives a gift card from Minervas Restaurant in TC!